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: #Laughs A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over th

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

: #Laughs A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road.

: #Laughs A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness.

: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

: #Laughs Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: "Listen you guys.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

: #Laughs |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h
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