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: #Laughs Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven.

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: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

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: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

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: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: .50 || Chicken Sandwich: .50 || Hand Job: .00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary pa

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

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: #Laughs If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

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: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

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: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office.

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: #Laughs |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

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: #Laughs Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

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: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

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: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

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: #Laughs Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.

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: #Laughs "Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs More Jesse news...

: #Laughs Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven.

: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: .50 || Chicken Sandwich: .50 || Hand Job: .00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary pa

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

: #Laughs If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

: #Laughs Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office.

: #Laughs |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

: #Laughs Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

: #Laughs Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.

: #Laughs "Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."

: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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