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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

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: #Laughs Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.Q:What is it when a woman talks nas

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: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

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: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

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: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

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: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

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: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engi

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: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

: #Laughs How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

: #Laughs A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

: #Laughs Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.Q:What is it when a woman talks nas

: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

: #Laughs The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engi

: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

: #Laughs Q: Hey...

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