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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

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: #Laughs There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant.

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: #Laughs Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

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: #Laughs The World's Shortest Books25.

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: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

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: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

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: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

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: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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: #Laughs School Meals by R.

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: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

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: #Laughs There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor.

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: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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: #Laughs What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.

: #Laughs There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant.

: #Laughs Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

: #Laughs The World's Shortest Books25.

: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

: #Laughs School Meals by R.

: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

: #Laughs There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor.

: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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