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: #Laughs What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

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: #Laughs What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

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: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

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: #Laughs A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood.

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: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

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: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

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: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

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: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

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: #Laughs There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

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: #Laughs Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other cat his Christmas presents? Santa Claws!What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while i go ahead!Whats t

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

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: #Laughs One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game.

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: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

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: #Laughs Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the nex

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: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

: #Laughs What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

: #Laughs A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

: #Laughs A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood.

: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

: #Laughs What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

: #Laughs There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

: #Laughs Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can't get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other cat his Christmas presents? Santa Claws!What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while i go ahead!Whats t

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

: #Laughs One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game.

: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

: #Laughs Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the nex

: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

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