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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath.

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: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.

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: #Laughs Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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: #Laughs A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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: #Laughs Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

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: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

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: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

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: #Laughs A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest.

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: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath.

: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.

: #Laughs Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

: #Laughs A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

: #Laughs Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

: #Laughs Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

: #Laughs A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning

: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

: #Laughs A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest.

: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

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