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: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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: #Laughs Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

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: #Laughs Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

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: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

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: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

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: #Laughs Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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: #Laughs Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !

: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

: #Laughs Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

: #Laughs Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

: #Laughs Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

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