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: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

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: #Laughs "Daddy?" the kid asked his father.

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: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

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: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !

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: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

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: #Laughs What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it

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: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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: #Laughs A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger.

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: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

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: #Laughs "Daddy?" the kid asked his father.

: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:"Is it in yet?"

: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !

: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

: #Laughs What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it

: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

: #Laughs A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger.

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