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: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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: #Laughs The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call.

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: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

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: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR

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: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

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: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

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: #Laughs If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

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: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

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: #Laughs A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

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: #Laughs At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got

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: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see.

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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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: #Laughs What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

: #Laughs The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call.

: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR

: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

: #Laughs Two old friends met one day after many years.

: #Laughs If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

: #Laughs A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

: #Laughs At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see.

: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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