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: #Laughs |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe.

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: #Laughs Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

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: #Laughs |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

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: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.

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: #Laughs A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor.

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: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

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: #Laughs Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

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: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

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: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

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: #Laughs Only in America do we chain .00 ink pens to the counter but leave our ,000 cars out in the driveway.

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: #Laughs Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

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: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

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: #Laughs |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe.

: #Laughs Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!

: #Laughs |What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

: #Laughs It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.

: #Laughs A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor.

: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

: #Laughs Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.

: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

: #Laughs Only in America do we chain .00 ink pens to the counter but leave our ,000 cars out in the driveway.

: #Laughs Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !

: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

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