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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

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: #Laughs One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast.

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: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life.

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: #Laughs What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

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: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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: #Laughs What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

: #Laughs One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down to eat soma breakfast.

: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life.

: #Laughs What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

: #Laughs |MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

: #Laughs What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well.

: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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