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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

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: #Laughs A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

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: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

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: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

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: #Laughs Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

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: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

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: #Laughs You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

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: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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: #Laughs Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town.

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: #Laughs What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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: #Laughs A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

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: #Laughs First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

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: #Laughs |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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: #Laughs Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

: #Laughs A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

: #Laughs |For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

: #Laughs You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

: #Laughs Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

: #Laughs A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

: #Laughs First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

: #Laughs |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

: #Laughs Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not.

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