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: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

: #Laughs What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

: #Laughs What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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