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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say " Wanna ".I watc

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You Know You're From California When...1.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn out ok,life could be so sweetIf we had those special keysCtrl, Alt, and DeleteYour boss is mad, your bills not

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

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