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: #Laughs Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

: #Laughs Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory's gone.

: #Laughs Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully
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