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: #Laughs THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.1.

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

: #Laughs What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher.
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