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: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hila

: #Laughs |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" an

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

: #Laughs How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

: #Laughs This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m
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