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: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

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: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

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: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

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: #Laughs One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house.

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: #Laughs One day there was two boys playing by a stream.

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: #Laughs The President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

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: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs An airplane takes off from the airport.

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: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

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: #Laughs Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

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: #Laughs An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands.

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: #Laughs If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?

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: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

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: #Laughs Hair Disorders by Dan Druff

: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

: #Laughs One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house.

: #Laughs One day there was two boys playing by a stream.

: #Laughs The President and Mrs.

: #Laughs 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs An airplane takes off from the airport.

: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

: #Laughs Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

: #Laughs QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carryingthe mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

: #Laughs An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands.

: #Laughs If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?

: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only

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