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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

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: #Laughs Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used.

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: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

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: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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: #Laughs There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.

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: #Laughs Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

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: #Laughs It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete's performance.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

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: #Laughs Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

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: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

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: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

: #Laughs Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used.

: #Laughs What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

: #Laughs There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.

: #Laughs Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete's performance.

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

: #Laughs Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.

: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

: #Laughs What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

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