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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

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: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

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: #Laughs These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

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: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

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: #Laughs What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

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: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs The world is divided into two groups.

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: #Laughs Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d'oerves, and sipping their drinks.

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: #Laughs This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.

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: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

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: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

: #Laughs Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a 0 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde th

: #Laughs These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

: #Laughs A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." T

: #Laughs What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

: #Laughs First Witch: I like your toad.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs The world is divided into two groups.

: #Laughs Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d'oerves, and sipping their drinks.

: #Laughs This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.

: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

: #Laughs Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true." Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?" Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true anymore."

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