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: #Laughs Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

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: #Laughs A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked.

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: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

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: #Laughs Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.

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: #Laughs |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

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: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

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: #Laughs Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

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: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

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: #Laughs Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

: #Laughs A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked.

: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

: #Laughs Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.

: #Laughs |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

: #Laughs How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.

: #Laughs Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !

: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

: #Laughs Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

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