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: #Laughs Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He look

: #Laughs Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.

: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

: #Laughs Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually lat

: #Laughs what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

: #Laughs |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained.

: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

: #Laughs Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees".

: #Laughs You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people's stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."You believe chocolate is a food group
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