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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

: #Laughs Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

: #Laughs When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot.

: #Laughs There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.The first few days pass and

: #Laughs Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
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