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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

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: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

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: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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: #Laughs A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

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: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

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: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

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: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

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: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

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: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"

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: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

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: #Laughs Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

: #Laughs A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

: #Laughs Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre.

: #Laughs "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"

: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

: #Laughs Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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