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: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

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: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

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: #Laughs WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)

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: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

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: #Laughs Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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: #Laughs On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

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: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races.

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: #Laughs A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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: #Laughs Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...

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: #Laughs Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.

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: #Laughs |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

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: #Laughs What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

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: #Laughs Roy walks into the front door of a bar.

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: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

: #Laughs WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)

: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

: #Laughs Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

: #Laughs On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races.

: #Laughs A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

: #Laughs Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...

: #Laughs Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.

: #Laughs |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

: #Laughs What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !

: #Laughs Roy walks into the front door of a bar.

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