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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the lady."Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man," she responds."Whoa! I would have never known if you h

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties...Bad girls don't wear any.Good girls

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

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