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: #Laughs Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

: #Laughs A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.

: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

: #Laughs What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

: #Laughs Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"
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