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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

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: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

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: #Laughs A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him d

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: #Laughs Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

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: #Laughs I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

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: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

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: #Laughs How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One.

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: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

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: #Laughs Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

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: #Laughs |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.

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: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

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: #Laughs What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

: #Laughs A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him d

: #Laughs Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

: #Laughs I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

: #Laughs How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One.

: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

: #Laughs Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

: #Laughs |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.

: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

: #Laughs What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

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