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: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

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: #Laughs What did Mr.

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: #Laughs A little boy did not go to school one day.

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: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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: #Laughs How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

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: #Laughs A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times.

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: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

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: #Laughs |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said.

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: #Laughs When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."

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: #Laughs Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car.

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: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

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: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

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: #Laughs How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

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: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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: #Laughs Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.

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: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

: #Laughs What did Mr.

: #Laughs A little boy did not go to school one day.

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

: #Laughs How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

: #Laughs A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times.

: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

: #Laughs |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."

: #Laughs Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car.

: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

: #Laughs Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.

: #Laughs How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

: #Laughs Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.

: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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