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: #Laughs |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs * Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldn't anyway.* Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen.* People who say they've learne

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: #Laughs A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing h

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: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

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: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

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: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

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: #Laughs What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

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: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

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: #Laughs A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline.

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs * Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldn't anyway.* Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves are such excellent craftsmen.* People who say they've learne

: #Laughs A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing h

: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

: #Laughs Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

: #Laughs "A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large.

: #Laughs What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

: #Laughs Isn't this the truth!...1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it's cool.2000: Moving to Califor

: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

: #Laughs A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline.

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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