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: #Laughs You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

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: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

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: #Laughs Bill gates has been in a car accident.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10.

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: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

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: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

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: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

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: #Laughs 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir.

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: #Laughs What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

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: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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: #Laughs What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

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: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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: #Laughs Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

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: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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: #Laughs You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

: #Laughs Bill gates has been in a car accident.

: #Laughs TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10.

: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

: #Laughs 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir.

: #Laughs What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

: #Laughs What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

: #Laughs What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

: #Laughs Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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