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: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

: #Laughs What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

: #Laughs One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door.

: #Laughs A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'tthink they're jokes!

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this way! Knock Knock Who's there? Arizona! Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town! Knock Knock Who's there? Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship! Knock Knock Who's there?

: #Laughs This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun
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