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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

: #Laughs As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

: #Laughs A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burning lately."And the doctor said reassuringly, "Don't worry son, that just means someone is talking about it."

: #Laughs Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly.

: #Laughs The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock.
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