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: #Laughs |My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week.

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: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

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: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

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: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

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: #Laughs How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

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: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

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: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

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: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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: #Laughs Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have.

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: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

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: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

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: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

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: #Laughs Woman: Officer you must help.

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: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

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: #Laughs |My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week.

: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

: #Laughs Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !

: #Laughs How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have.

: #Laughs What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

: #Laughs Woman: Officer you must help.

: #Laughs |We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

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