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: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

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: #Laughs On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the

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: #Laughs Fred: You've got a Roman nose.

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: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

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: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

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: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

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: #Laughs All of the firefighters at my station are quick.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

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: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

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: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

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: #Laughs When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law.

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: #Laughs A panda walked into a bar.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!

: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

: #Laughs On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the

: #Laughs Fred: You've got a Roman nose.

: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

: #Laughs All of the firefighters at my station are quick.

: #Laughs A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone,

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

: #Laughs |"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

: #Laughs When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law.

: #Laughs A panda walked into a bar.

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