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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.

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: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

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: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

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: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

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: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.

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: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

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: #Laughs Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.

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: #Laughs What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !

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: #Laughs Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.

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: #Laughs NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices.

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: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

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: #Laughs These two newfies are building a house.

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: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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: #Laughs Women need a reason to have sex.

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: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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: #Laughs My dad is stupid.

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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.

: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.

: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.

: #Laughs The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teach

: #Laughs Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.

: #Laughs What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !

: #Laughs Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.

: #Laughs NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices.

: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

: #Laughs These two newfies are building a house.

: #Laughs What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

: #Laughs Women need a reason to have sex.

: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

: #Laughs My dad is stupid.

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