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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

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: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

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: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

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: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

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: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!

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: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

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: #Laughs |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident.

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: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

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: #Laughs At the Doctor's...

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: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

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: #Laughs At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty

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: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

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: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

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: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three.

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: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

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: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

: #Laughs What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!

: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

: #Laughs |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident.

: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

: #Laughs At the Doctor's...

: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

: #Laughs At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty

: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

: #Laughs Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

: #Laughs Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer...Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do?Boy #2: She moved away fr

: #Laughs How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three.

: #Laughs IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT .

: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !

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