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: #Laughs Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypen

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: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

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: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

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: #Laughs Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths.

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: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

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: #Laughs The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed.

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: #Laughs All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.

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: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

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: #Laughs What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could dowithout the gardener.

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: #Laughs Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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: #Laughs Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypen

: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

: #Laughs Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths.

: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed.

: #Laughs All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done.

: #Laughs |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

: #Laughs What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

: #Laughs What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could dowithout the gardener.

: #Laughs Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

: #Laughs Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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