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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

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: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

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: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

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: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

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: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

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: #Laughs What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

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: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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: #Laughs How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

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: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

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: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

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: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

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: #Laughs Cinderella was now 75 years old.

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

: #Laughs What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

: #Laughs How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

: #Laughs Cinderella was now 75 years old.

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