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: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

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: #Laughs One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his friend interrupts him, "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic

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: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man.

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: #Laughs What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

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: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

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: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

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: #Laughs |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR.

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: #Laughs How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"

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: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

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: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

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: #Laughs There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?- It was tied on to the first monkey.Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?- It got hit by the first two.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

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: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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: #Laughs An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

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: #Laughs A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

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: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

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: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

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: #Laughs I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

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: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

: #Laughs One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his friend interrupts him, "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic

: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man.

: #Laughs What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

: #Laughs Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

: #Laughs |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR.

: #Laughs How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

: #Laughs There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?- It was tied on to the first monkey.Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?- It got hit by the first two.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor w

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

: #Laughs An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

: #Laughs A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

: #Laughs What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!

: #Laughs I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

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