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: #Laughs A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists.

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: #Laughs What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

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: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

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: #Laughs A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

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: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs A motorist ran into a shop.

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: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

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: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

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: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

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: #Laughs What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!

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: #Laughs A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists.

: #Laughs What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

: #Laughs A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

: #Laughs These are NOT made up.

: #Laughs Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

: #Laughs A motorist ran into a shop.

: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

: #Laughs What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!

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