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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

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: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !

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: #Laughs A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !

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: #Laughs What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

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: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

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: #Laughs The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

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: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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: #Laughs |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

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: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !

: #Laughs A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !

: #Laughs What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

: #Laughs The Rabbi rose with a red face..."Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K.This is a horrible lie and one which a Jewish community cannot tolerate! I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

: #Laughs |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

: #Laughs Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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