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: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

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: #Laughs |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard.

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: #Laughs |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O.J.

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.

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: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

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: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

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: #Laughs Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: #Laughs Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!

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: #Laughs Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter.

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: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

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: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar ...

: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

: #Laughs |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard.

: #Laughs |Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od'ed on O.J.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

: #Laughs Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

: #Laughs Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!

: #Laughs Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter.

: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

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