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: #Laughs |A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order.

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? CRIS--CO!!!!"Finally a store clerk approached."Sir, the Crisco is on aisle five.""Oh," replied the old guy, "I'm not looking for Crisco, I'm callin

: #Laughs There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.

: #Laughs |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr.

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never

: #Laughs 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir.
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