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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

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: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

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: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

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: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

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: #Laughs Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

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: #Laughs This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream.

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: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!

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: #Laughs Better save that.

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: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

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: #Laughs One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'

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: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

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: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

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: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

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: #Laughs The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

: #Laughs A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.

: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

: #Laughs How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

: #Laughs |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbor let them use the ventilators in her house.However, the wind from these ventilators

: #Laughs Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

: #Laughs This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!

: #Laughs Better save that.

: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

: #Laughs One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some busheswith a gun.The masked man said "Give me all your money!"Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'

: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

: #Laughs Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks.

: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

: #Laughs The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant.

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