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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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: #Laughs How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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: #Laughs Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Notwanting to die he picks Ru R

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: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

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: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

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: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

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: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

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: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

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: #Laughs Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

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: #Laughs A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

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: #Laughs Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

: #Laughs How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

: #Laughs Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Notwanting to die he picks Ru R

: #Laughs Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy's

: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

: #Laughs A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.

: #Laughs Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

: #Laughs Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

: #Laughs A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, w

: #Laughs Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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