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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Ami

: #Laughs A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight.

: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn

: #Laughs THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because

: #Laughs One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting.

: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

: #Laughs During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot.

: #Laughs This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse."A female horth," th

: #Laughs Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry.

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

: #Laughs Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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