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: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

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: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.

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: #Laughs The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee."Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively.

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: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

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: #Laughs |A new government 10 year survey cost ,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a

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: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

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: #Laughs 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1.

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: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

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: #Laughs LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there

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: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

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: #Laughs A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's t

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: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.

: #Laughs The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee."Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively.

: #Laughs You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat.

: #Laughs |A new government 10 year survey cost ,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a

: #Laughs What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!

: #Laughs 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1.

: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink.

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

: #Laughs LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there

: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

: #Laughs A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's t

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