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: #Laughs The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

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: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

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: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

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: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

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: #Laughs A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

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: #Laughs A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series.

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: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

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: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

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: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

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: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

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: #Laughs The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.

: #Laughs Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up.

: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

: #Laughs A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

: #Laughs A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series.

: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

: #Laughs A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

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