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: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

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: #Laughs Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation g

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: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

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: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

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: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

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: #Laughs |Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

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: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

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: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

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: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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: #Laughs Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race.

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: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

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: #Laughs A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight.

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: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

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: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

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: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

: #Laughs Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation g

: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

: #Laughs |Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip.

: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

: #Laughs Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race.

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

: #Laughs A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight.

: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

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